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Why Does This Woman (Nadya Suleman) Look Like This Woman (Angelina Jolie)?–updated

In Pig Trough, Trough Talkers on February 13, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Nadya Suleman--so she says

Nadya Suleman--so she says

 

Angelina Jolie--the real deal

 Angelina Jolie

Why does this woman Nadya look like this woman Angelina? Inquiring minds want to know. Yes, I want to get to the bottom of this cosmic mystery without all the lies.
To that end Heloise watched the Anne Curry interview even though she hates stories about babies and crazed baby factories, but she watched anyway because she delivered her own child once upon a time.
 
Anyway, when I first saw this woman’s picture–instant thought this headline: why does she look like Angelina Jolie?

I watched the Curry interview to see if she had cosmetically altered her appearance as the WHOLE world suspected. Okay, first question: if she got a nose job and silicon lip injections,  then where did she get the dough?  Depending on where you go it could cost at least $30,000, or more, depending on how many surgeries. Nadya admitted in one interview that she got a $165,000 inheritance or payment which she did NOT share with her mom. She did not give her mom a penny nor did she buy a bigger house for her growing brood…hmm.

The mom says she no see a penny of the money. So WTF happened to it? What happened was Nadya’s face! I know a bit about ageing. And when you age your lips get smaller, not bigger, that’s number one. In looking at her younger pics her lips are rather smallish. Did her lips defy gravity and just start growing on their own? Heloise thinks her lips had help from the money and some cosmetic surgeon.

Then there is the nose, I mean nose job. She has the scars on either side of her nose where the knife left its tracks. Her nose was small but not shaped like that. She was a nice looking woman before she cut her face up to look like Angelina, another baby factory. While Nadya bristled at the mention of Angelina and her uncanny resemblance to her, she did let slip that she got a big payout, that she no longer has.

Okay, Nadya we know that slit happens!

Heloise can rest her case early on this one. Nadya had plastic surgery,  implanted embryos IVF. (I also used to work with reproductive physiologists and did IVF–Heloise has done everything.) I know all about how expensive it is and how fairly reliable it can be.  How come nobody told Nadya?

Anne Curry did a great interview don’t you  think? Thank you Anne for shedding light on one of life’s greatest mysteries: why does this woman look like that woman?

The revelation was clear watching Angelina, I mean Nadya move and talk, add water–instant Jolie, and she works cheaper too. She has a future as a Jolie impersonator if the 15 babies gig doesn’t work out. She acts like, this is really hilarious, like she NEVER HEARD of Angelina Jolie when questioned about the mirror image! Oh boy, send this woman some money–I don’t think so.

Update: The mortgage on the little home the 20 folks in this household live in has not been paid in ten months.  She could have paid off the mortgage but did not. Are these people crazy or what?

UPDATE: Porn Star?

Word is that Nadya is considering taking the million dollars the porn industry VIVID Video has put on the table. The twist could be that she does look like Angelina. If I was Angelina I would be upset. They could make her look even more like Angelina for the part, if she accepts it.

That would be a blockbuster for them, and a loser for Jolie. She needs the money, she is losing her home, and people don’t want to give her a dime, including me.

 

Heloise