Daily Archives: February 28, 2011

Oscars boring–again–without black people

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Just boriNg. I shouldn’t say again because last year with some color to the tube it was pretty exciting. I hated when Avatar lost but overall it was good.

This year it was white as toothpaste and just as tasteless. That’s pretty good Heloise, white as toothpaste! With  hosts like Franco, who should have stayed in his cave and lifeless as he was, goodness I couldn’t bear to look at him during Oscars.  He was so good as that uber gay, jew Ginsberg in Howl, but what happened to Franco? Don’t know.  Oh, I take that back, I said 127 hours was not going to win shit in my predictions, he probably read it and knew it was accurate and he was simply depressed during the whole damn thing.

Sorry but I knew it was not going to win. Next time Charlie.