Who I ain’t voting for by Heloise aka the perfect candidate
This is my guide to great voting. You can take it as satire but really if you found this white man you would have the next president and it would be a successful presidency too. I mean provided he met all the other requirements like name recognition. If you stack up somelike say Bill Clinton you will see that he fits all these items to a T. The two that Obama fails is his lineage, or lack of one. And he is too liberal. What about women? I am not saying no in the future but the problem with a woman would be the unelectible part because she does not have name recognition. Or it would be gained through a white male candidate…witness Sarah Palin. Left to her own devices no one would have ever heard of little Sarah. Enough said?
I ain’t voting for:
I posted My list to daily beast as the perfectcandidate and newt picked it up and he surged in polls.
NO POLITICAL NEOPHYTES…LOOK WHAT IT GOT US
NO BODY TOUTING ‘I AM A UNITER’ THAT’S WHAT HITLER SAID AND LOOK WHAT HE DID TO GERMANY….
ANYBODY FROM TEXAS…TOO RACIST…TOO IN LOVE WITH MEXICANS AND ILLEGALS
NO FREAKING RINOs…LIKE PERRY AND ROMNEY
NO MORMONS….LIKE NO MORMONS
NO FAT PEOPLE….
NO WOMEN…BLACK OR WHITE
NO ONE WITH TOO MANY KIDS i.e., MORE THAN THREE
NO ONE WHOSE PARENTS AND BOTH SETS OF GRANDPARENTS WERE NOT BORN IN THIS COUNTRY…
NO JEWS….TOO LIBERAL….TOO IN LOVE WITH ILLEGALS AND BRINGING IN FOREIGN STUDENTS TO FILL THE LIBERAL UNIVERSITIES (factor in 9/11 IMO)
THAT DOES LEAVE OUT OBAMA, THE INCUMBENT AND JUST ABOUT EVERY GOP CONTENDER…
I CAN’T SEE THE GUY FROM MY FRONT PORCH.
- Byron York On How Cain Won In Florida (minx.cc)
- “Unelectable” Sarah Palin now polling only 5 points behind Obama (truebluenz.com)
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