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Movie Review: The Lovely (Piece Of Crap) Bones

The Lovely Bones is a very long piece of shit. It is 2 hours and 15 minutes and I fast forwarded most of it. And it was still tooo long. How can people get shit like this made into a film. Yeah the pervert bad guy was good but is it worth watching his performance to sit through this crappy flick? Hell no. It ain’t worth the time. Zero stars for this crap.

They tried to get cute and do all kinds of special stuff. It was a piece of crap period. I am so glad I did not waste a penny or time going to the movies to see this.


The Lovely Bones — brittle to its core

I was thinking of seeing Jackson’s “The Lovely Bones” but the top critics over at RT highlight the Bones as rather brittle. I can tell they read Heloise’s movie reviews at bc. Thanks.

So, I will wait until it’s on Netflix.