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Cheyenne Woods: A Chip Off The Old Uncle (Tiger Woods) — Updated x3

In People Trough, Star Trough, Trough Talkers on April 8, 2009 at 7:52 am
Hats off!

Hats off!

Tiger is an only child but his beautiful golf sensation,  first cousin Cheyenne Woods–makes up for the sister he never had.

In this morning’s drive to work  I was listenting to the  radio — NPR

biracial?

biracial?

 buzz was about Miss Cheyenne Woods who received a scholarship to Wake Forest for golf. Cheyenne is the niece of the larger-than life Tiger Woods.

She is a beautiful biracial young lady. Her mom Susan Woods, now divorced from her dad (who is Earl Woods, Jr. half brother to Tiger). They look like brother and sister, mostly because of the sibling nexus, thus their children would tend to look more like each other as well as Tiger and Cheyenne who look like each other. It will be a while before we see offspring of Cheyenne. It will also depend on whether she marries a white man (highly likely) or not. (Now that Tiger’s life has blow up, so has this post about his niece.)

So, I thought I would do a short blog about multi-ethnicity and multi-raciality vs. biracial blacks. Because of miscegenation in this country — black does not look like black.

My interest was piqued when I saw Cheyenne’s photo. She resembles my daughter and other women in my family. We are not biracial, but Creole, but black. My first cousin, Jen, just joined us on facebook,jennifer as another example. She is not biracial, smile is real, blue eyes are real, hair is real. Just noticed the uncanny resemblance between my cousin’s photo and Cheyenne’s photo.

I have also included a photo of my 1st cousin’s daughter (she is not biracial, but has mixed blood racially), compared to her white friends. 

Ava with the long black hair

Ava with the long black hair

The old “one-drop” rule still holds even if you are a celebrity/star. So the Woods of the world are not less black than Obama because they are also famous.

As my Web search went on I found that I  could not find pictures of Cheyenne’s parents. Was her mother white? What race is she exactly?

Since I could not find enough information to my satisfaction,  so I wrote my own “ABOUT” Cheyenne Woods’ ethnicity. There was a dearth of photos I mean NO photos of her parents that I could find. There are a  few of Cheyenne Woods, now that she has a scholarship and attends Wake Forest.

Her mom is white, no doubt. Her dad is Earl Woods Jr. who is Tiger’s half brother. His half brother is most likely also biracial, but not Thai as Tiger.  (Note in the eyes of the law there is no such thing as half this or that.)  He is African-American or possibly bi-racial (white mother)and all that entails with race and mixed blood. Even though she and Tiger have the gold golf thing in common they have different races that are not in common. She is half white, Tiger is not. But since they have paternal side in common, they look alike, like brothers and sisters.

But the father’s side, or the father’s DNA  (in terms of phenotype–looks) dominates the gene pool as far as  facial features are concerned.  From my many observations I found for example that if the dad is black the child will look more black, if the dad is white the child will look more white and so on.

However,  I had a hard time searching for Cheyenne’s race/ethnicity. But from what I could search it seems that she is officially biracial. She does resemble Tiger but looks more white/creole than he does. Tiger looks black to me. Period, but we know he is biracial or rather multi-racial.  How is he biracial?

And why has he come up with all these monikers for himself is beyond the anthropologist in me. He is black, Asian and insecure.  He has publically stated he is “Cablinasian” white, black and Asian, and Native American too.

Please, Negro, most whites, higher percentage than blacks, are 20-50% native American, only you “canardly” tell. Many blacks “think” they are half or part Cherokee and Tiger might well be, but the genes don’t bear this out. I know my grandmother (paternal) was half Seminole Indian and German.  She had long hair down to her butt worn in a ponytail, and fair skin to prove it.

What do most blacks have who claim to be “Indian” not sure, except for their rhetoric about it.

IMO Tiger should have left it at biracial and then shut up. He has, to his credit,  ensured that his children are more white-looking by marrying a very white Swede Elin Nordegen.  They have two children a girl and a boy. At the time of this article the world did not know that Tiger was behaving badly. We know now. That does not change that he was married to the whitest woman on earth. His children will look white no doubt. They will not be biracial IMO. They are white for many reasons. His kids look a lot like Halle Berry’s daughter. You can find many photos of their kids I won’t post them here.

Anyway, Cheyenne is an up-and-coming golfer who is quiet about being a chip off the old Wood’s block. The next time she is out on the golf course the cameras will be popping and looking for signs of Tiger and other relatives. Can’t wait.

Finally, Cheyenne’s cachet — she can cash in her celebrity later on for a role or a part on one some TV series. She can gain endorsements like her famous uncle. She can create buzz about herself if she is a winner on the range. On the other hand, nothing suggests that Cheyenne will follow Tiger in the super-bad-boy prowess on or off the field.

Heloise

Oscar Beat: All About The BUzz

In Heloise Oscar Picks, Oscar picks--2010, Star Trough, The Reel Trough on February 4, 2010 at 9:53 am

Not since 1943 has a white hot field of ten contenders for Best Picture shared the Oscar nomination spotlight.  In 1944 it reverted back to five. Casablanca took home the statue as a strong movie in a strong field. Just how well are the stars aspected this year? Will the mercurial host Alex Baldwin go retrograde? What Venus or Mars will station themselves at the microphone? As for the 2009 box office take —will there ever be another eclipse of the sum?

Open the envelope please — things are looking Up for this expanded category. And that’s part of the buzz in Hollywood this year. More movies, more fun, more actors feeding at the golden trough in a blockbuster year. A blue Avatar has come to the rescue of the silver screen to the tune of a billion dollars. And it was not the work of A Single Man, but A Serious Man by the name of James Cameron. He and his ex-wife’s work will vie for best picture. I hope nobody gets The Hurt Locker. It’s all Up In The Air anyway.

That being said, this blogger believes that the biggest buzz will be a first-time nod and win for deserving actress Sandra Bullock. Fortune may smile on Sandra, not because she is cocky or cooking in the same kitchen as Julie & Julia, but because she’s simultaneously nominated for a Razzie this year for her role in All About Steve. I don’t think Meryl Streep will mind sharing the pot. She’s still got it. Streep will be stepping out with Sherlock Holmes on the red carpet.  If I am not mistaken I think they both live in District 19. They’re practically neighbors.

This post, as you may have noticed, is not about this year’s predictions… that takes time. But as I wrote convincingly and passionately last year after Kate Winslet’s performance in The Reader, it was a no-brainer. Ironically, this year there has not even been a whisper of Winslet. Oh, that happens. I don’t think it’s the curse of Oscar. She will be back sharing the screen with other Inglourius Basterds soon enough.

That was then, this is now, and this year’s best actress award I believe belongs to Bullock. What’s more, when she wins for best actress I predict it will add more glitteratti to an event already over the top. Not only was “Sandra superb” as I wrote in my review of The Blind Side but her visage was ethereal. She glowed like a Young Victoria. You couldn’t take your eyes off her spirited and soulful performance.

If bloggers in pajamas have any astrological sense they will check Sandra Bullock’s name on their prediction ballot for best actress along with Mo’Nique for best supporting actress, because these “mothers” will clean up.

Films this year have been a Bright Star in my book. I think they’ve all earned The White Ribbon for effort. When I included A Serious Man and An Education in one article I was not predicting that both would share an Oscar nod. Who knew? I was just lucky to catch them at The Modern when it took a turn to screen Precious, An Education, and A Serious Man in one weekend before wide release.

It just so happens that all three were critically acclaimed. My personal favorite is An Education, for its French flair and coming-of-age, first kiss glow leaving Carey Mulligan nominated as expected. The only downer facing this film is that it was not as widely seen as some of the other nominated performances. That’s too bad. Her co-star Peter Sarsgaard was not nominated either. I think that qualifies as a bona fide snub.

Up in the Air was no nomination surprise. It can hold its own for best actor or best picture. George Clooney was picture perfect in this poignant tale of love lost on the ground and in the air. Good story, great cast.

Finally, sharpen your pencils and mark your ballots. One does not have to screen all the nominations to feel comfortable about the choices in the round spotlight. Take it from this Crazy Heart, I have not bet a euro on this year’s horse race. Don’t shoot, I am just The Messenger, surely not Un Prophète.

Jake WAS All Shook Up

In TV Trough on February 9, 2010 at 12:02 am

But then he pulled himself together so that they could go island hopping to St. Lucia. I wanna go.

Ali left and the others stayed so there was no rose ceremony. Who would he have dumped?

I think he and Gia will get closer and he will probably drop the blond in the bottle Vienna. She’s Italian, heck I think they are all Italian wiht dark hair that’s been well, blonded.

Ali calls at the end of the show. Ali comes back probably.